9 Year old boy finally came out of the closet

9 year old boy finally came out of the closet.

 

                Nine year old Jeremie Tèuglan came out of the closet finally after being curious for so many years.  After his mother noticed a small, two or three drip stain on the carpet right outside the closet door, she had a feeling it would be from her son. “Right away I knew what the stain was from, I was just surprised that he actually came from inside of a closet at such a young age”, said his mother Sammy.  This stain was discovered by Jerry’s mother at around 12:21 pm on Wednesday December 12^th, 2012, 9 days before the end of the world.   She was not too worried about the stain as it can be cleaned up easily; she was just shocked that the boys first time would be from the inside of a closet, but overall happy that it happened for him before his life was going to end on the 21^st of December.

                When Jeremie was confronted about this scenario, he quickly denied the accusation that he came from the closet. “I would never come from the closet!” Jeremie snapped.  What Jeremie was unaware of, is that his mother Sammy was a sneaky little snake and collected one of the drops from the carpet and had it tested to prove that it was his.

                Little 9 year old Jeremie was speechless and couldn’t defend himself regarding his crime. He became embarrassed and made a promise that he would never come from the closet again. He would do it normal, clean; into a Kleenex.  His favourite cereal is corn flakes.